Monday, December 04, 2006
:+:I have Moved!!:+:
Hey peeps. Blogspot proved too much of a hassle for me to use. Imagine having to edit the html each time i have to do a post. Now i have moved to the more userfriendly Livejournal. I hope to update more often there!!!
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Just Shaz - Style and Substance Abuse
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Sunday, February 12, 2006
:+:Shaz and the City: V-Day. The day of the Singleton Reckoning:+:
It's that dreaded time of year again when us singletons are faced to either
A)Suck it all up and pretend it's not important
B)Shy away from public to avoid being labelled the next ambiguously-gay-how-come-he'
s-still-not-attached-Ricky Martin
C)Out of desperation find a friend to ask out
D)Spend the Valentine's day with a bottle of lube and your left hand as a date
Trying not to sound jaded like I did last year(read SATC:Vacuous-affection Day), I decide that us singletons should embrace Valentine's day instead! Think of all the happy faces on the hard labourers in the third world Ghana, Africa, (one of main producers of cocoa) finally getting their pay bonuses from the sudden surge of order for cocoa beans! Think about all the economic revenue that the budget Hotel 81 is able to make from overbooked rooms by hourly rates! Think about the reduced number of calls made to the police for domestic violence! Not to mention that even struggling artists are finally making their big breaks by designing cheesily fugly Hallmark Cards. Valentine's Day does indeed bring blessings for mankind!
Often in the solitude of the night on Valentine's Day I look out the window and wonder, exactly how many people right now are getting orgasms? Looking out the window, part of me is in hope of getting free shows from stupid neighbours whom in the heat of their passion, forgot to draw their curtains. Now, that's what I call entertainment, people!
If that many people are simultaneously fornicating in the same night, how come we don't ever feel the tremors due to accumulated vibrations from the hard rocking of beds? Or at least hear loud banging noises coming from at least ONE unit? Now these are things that I bet even science can't answer.
I can imagine throngs of hormone raged teenage boys, armed with sexual education from school and equipped with free samples of condoms, duping demure nubile girls in hope of getting their first big break. Pun intended. Horny varsity sluts and studs from NTU and NUS staying in single dorm rooms will bring their significant others for a night of intense passion and angry sex, venting out frustrations over mugging for upcoming tests just before the school break. Married couples in their golden years will rekindle their passion for each other, reminiscing the countless nights of their married lives. With the lights switched off, of course! Uniformed civil servants on 24 hour duties will sneak out from duties to engage in kinky uniform sex. Doctors and nurses on night shifts in hospital will play doctors and nurses. And closer to home, your parents will probably stay awake longer than they normally would to watch the TV and wait for you to sleep before going behind their closed doors, locked.
What a sexciting Valentine's day don't you think? Singletons, you're not missing out on anything! Even as you are reading this, my guy readers will probably find it hard to get up from their seats and start surfing on other more graphic sites. And my female readers will prob need a change of undergarment and run straight for their Danielle Steel novels. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Lust and love are once again mingled. Read Colin Goh's article in today's Life! You would be shocked by the origins and evolution of Valentine's Day. It's more of a fertility festival which was later replaced with more decent (but bland) arrangements by the church. However, whatever we've been doing for Valentine's Day these days has nothing to do with the Church orignally arranged.
We came up with all these romantic stuff ourselves. So its actually our own commercialised creation. Fools rush in where the wise fear not to tread (or something like that).
There are still a lot of singletons around. So you are not alone.
OH WELL. It's a money making business. Either participate or don't. But then again...(here I am quoting XX): Girls want flowers even if they say they don't. I think for Shaz's first Valentine, he will be very XHYPED.
Praise ur amelie muse~ haha Vday's after all aint complete without the usual S&O. Well at least singletons out there can salvage the day by spending money on themselves rather than the supposed significant ones~. Bulls to the overpriced Feb 14.
oh mine... what's up with you?
you made Vdae sounded like a Sdae!
it's true anyways, haha; it's really funny the way you put things up though:)...
i agree with u shazzy baby! vday is a despicable day! i spend it playing dota tourney in sch.. wat the fuck...
i spend vday eve on the phone racking my brains out.. it's like .. sobs...
i spend the day after vday feeling vex.
i spend today.. feb 16 having a mini dinner with the gal of my dreams...
but then again... it's sad..
well.... the door is open n closed... it's just hard to open the doors to their hearts! F!
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Friday, January 27, 2006
:+:Socialite in Training:+:
Last weekend, four aspiring socialites braved the cold standing outside DXO in line behind the velvet ropes, before being admitted into the Motorola Black Carnival. In their hands they held chic black cards emblazoned in gold letterings, their ticket to the glitz and glam of the fashion world. KELVIN decided to play us out that day by giving excuses, which didn't convincingly mask his fear of making a fashion faux pas at the party.
The Invite
Dressed to kill in black and gold from top to toe in accordance to the theme of the party, the fashionistas triggered flashes from a photographer's camera as they stood outside the line bitching about how slow the organisers were. This self absorbed cam whore decided to look into the camera and posed as the photographer pointed his lens at us, only to be dismayed that he snapped the photo when I looked away. Eeeks! Hope he got me from my best angle!! Hates it when photographers snap pictures to make it look "natural".
As we made our grand entrance, we chose seats nearest to the stage in hope of getting a clear view of the runway while sipping our cocktails. While waiting for the show to start, I spotted someone that looked so familiar. To my surprise, the bartender behind the counter was someone I actually know. The couple sitting beside us tried to order drinks from my friend, only to be dissed away. HAHAHA. After a brief chat, he went away to continue with his work. Bored with nothing to do, we decided to start our camwhoring.
Shaz's slutty pose with his Motorola BLK Razr
Cam Whores
Shaz and Edmund
After we posed and our faces frozen with our megawatt plastic smiles, Christopher had to go out to get Kevin as he was fashionably late. As Edmund and me sipped through our drink, a guy with a media tag approached us. "Heartbeat skips"
Media person:"Can I have a picture of the both of you?"
*Beams*
Shaz:"Sure! That'll be great!"
*Poses*
*Megawatt plastic smile, Shaz makes love to the camera*
*Flashes*
Shaz:"OMGOMGOMGOMG"
To Christopher's dismay, he missed our photograph session. I am seriously hoping our pictures will land somewhere in LIME or JUICE mag. Kevin finally arrived and we were in intense discussion about fashion stuffs, with jargons spewing out of his mouth.
Shaz:" So I don't get it, why is it called bohemian when all they do is just throw lots of beads and trinkets all over themselves?"
Kevin:"Yes it is Bohemian cos.....*Shaz vaguely remembered the jargons*"
Kevin, final year fashion student and aspiring future fashion writer of Vogue makes such a great team hanging out with Christopher, our well known aspiring socialite and gossip columnist.
Kevin and Chris
The club was slowly filling up with fashionistas, gliteratis and fashion faux pas. Some Singaporeans being SINGAPOREANS did not adhere at all to the dress code. Imagine wearing WHITE or a BROWN TEE to a fashion show with black and gold theme. Totally out of their minds.
In the midst of the fashion show, a waitress suddenly sent us drinks even though we didn't place orders. To my surprise she said that my cool bartender friend sent us drinks!! Now I really felt like a million dollars! Not only did I get my picture taken, I was also getting free drinks sent to me! Brace yourself Singapore, this socialite in training is gonna take you by storm!!
Our kind bartender
Fire Jugglers
Hot catwalks
Work that crowd!!
9:09 PM
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EUUCOOL!!! We're one rung up the socialite ladder. Why didn't you post the pics of you behind the velvet robes?
Nice layout and pls don't use such a mega pic for mariah -__- like some shrine dedicated to her like aphrodite. Oh and seriously those pictures are so flawless so Perfect~. ;)
Yesss this is a mimi shrine. and of course dah-ling we have to look fabulous on the photos. Ok maybe i didnt mention that wee bit about photoshopping.
hello biatch!
nice to see you are alive and kicking (on the net that is..) pics look groovy, are they from the razr? hmm, not quite as bad as I thought! perhaps its the photoshop :P
why's everyone still in vertical stripes? that's so last year, go for horizontal stripes or tanktops, honey. this is the year of sporty-themed dressing =)
haha looks like a really cool party, are those pics from ur phone cam? really nice
Oh those pics are not from razr sadly. From digicam that my friend brought there. haha.. anyways horizontal stripes will make me look so fat. Tanktop? Sportswear? I am not ready to turn into a testosterone charged jock. Maybe i should consider hitting the gym first. Haha.
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
:+:Bitch is Baaaack!!:+:
So I'm baack!!! I survived through the most torturous, agonizing, gruelling and painful event of my life. Something worst than the throbbing pain against the carnal treasure walls of a virgin girl, something worst than the pain for not emptying the gun barrel for a week, something worst than the pain due to a gag reflex of a deepthroat.
Something called end-of-term EXAMS.
Ok that was crude, in a subtle way. hahahaha. Can't I try being Carrie Bradshaw for once? Maybe that was a bit like Courtney Love high on crack.
Anyways as many of you would have already known, and will know very soon, this underaged barely legal bitch is having his 21st Birthday soon!! Coolness!! It falls on the most convenient to remember date: 5th December.
Did you know that on 5th December, It's Walt Disney's Birthday, It's Christie's Auctions Anniversary; the first auction was held in 1766.
Don't you find 5th December such a glamorous date to remember? What more, it's my birthday!
Hence in a gesture of brazen goodwill and to prevent money wasted, on hideously and appallingly unacceptable gifts, that could have been used to feed the malnourished models of Project Runway I have decided to post my birthday wishlist.
1) The airhead yet oh-so-glam fashion phone that even Paris Hilton uses, (she switched to pink apparantly, eew I am not using pink)
I don't care if it has minimal functions, it goes well with my ensembles.
2)Two very clean cut dog tags with my Initials S and Z on them
cool eh? BLING BLING!!
3) A full sponsored photoshoot makeover
-I need to immortalise my youth fast before i start having wrinkles. Eeek.
4) The Emancipation of Mimi Limited Edition CD + DVD (19.90 at all music stores)
I already bought the first one, felt too cheated to buy another. Care to get me one?
5)Popular DVD Box Sets (amazon.com)
The mother of all teen dramadies. SO FETCH! If you're ordering them for me I won't mind waiting at all. Even if it means waiting till end of year.
6)Dark Angel - The Complete First Season (US$19.90 on amazon.com)
So cheap on amazon. Don't mind season 2 too! Jessica Alba, that's HOT. LOVES IT.
7)Mariah Carey Merry Christmas Dual Disc CD + DVD (on amazon.com, releasing in sg soon?)
What a great way to rip people off during the festive season. But wait, it has a dvd with 8 Mimi Xmas music vids PLUS a CLAYMATION cartoon of Mimi. Cute.
8)People Magazine Yearbook 2005 (19.90 at kino or Times outlets)
I was hunting for this, still can't get a good condition copy.
9)FANTASY: LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DVD(19.90 at all music stores)
I have this on VCD, would be soo cool to have it on dvd.
10)MARIAH CAREY AROUND THE WORLD (19.90 at all music stores)
Same reason as above
11)Kelly Clarkson Breakaway Re-release Album + AVCD (19.90 at all music stores)
Those thieving bitches. Can't they just come out one album with all the videos and extra tracks!!! I already have this album. hmph.
12)Sex and The City: Kiss and Tell or Desperate Housewives Coffee Table Book(29.90 at all major bookstores)
13)Any pair of grey tinted shades -I need my old ones replaced.
14) DVD-Rs full of tv episode collections. Cheapest things to give me, makes a GREAT SIDE-present. Hope u get my drift. Tee hee.
15)Aladdin (Disney Special Platinum Edition Collector's Gift Set) (89.90 at Funan IT Mall)
My most favorite Disney movie of all time, next to Lion King.
16)I accept cash, credit and cheque. Bank in to Save the Shaz Foundation. Needs money for future fees for personal trainer and shopping spree.
With such a wide range of goodies to get for me? How can you run out of ideas for what to get for my birthday? Thanks in advance!!!!
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Wooooo...... Dog tags. U miss NS, don't you? Well, fancy putting a Christmas wishlist. Hmmm, I'll prob get u something NOT on the list then. =p
hmm.. just y am i tagging?
okay.. wat a bitch entry.. dec 5 u legal for RA.. bitch... maybe we can grab a RA show... lol!ass!
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Thursday, September 22, 2005
:+:Of Farewells and Welcome Backs:+:
Readers to take note: I blogged this on the MRT while on my way home yesterday; it's the only time I can find to blog
It has already been 9 weeks into school, the stress is finally setting in. Coming back from a one week school "holiday" and getting a barrage of quizzes fired at, I began to realize that university is not a place where I can study while at the same time have fun, contrary to what most teen flick movies portray. .There is barely enough time for me to complete tutorials and manage with the workload. Even what more to blog?
When I first step foot into NTU, I was under the assumption that the environment will not be as competitive as NUS (due to the stabbing NUS bitches, or so I heard). However I was fast proven wrong. Recently we were given a task in our Effective Communication module to write a letter of proposal to the Head of Welfare over the concerns of lack social interaction between tutorial group mates and the possible solutions to overcome the issue. When our papers were returned back to us, to my surprise and unbeknownst to many, I received an A for it. I decided to flip my paper down so that others will not be able to see my grade as I will be deemed as arrogant or showing off if I start to put my paper up on the table for display. One of my tutorial groupmate, whom I shall not name, received an A- and I heard him announcing it to the people around him. So he turned around and asked me for my grade.
"Hey what did you get for your paper?"
"Oh I got an A", I flipped my paper up.
"Of course you got an A. You’re an English tutor what."
I was so shocked to hear such a comment from him. Ok, so you were shocked to hear that someone ELSE got better grades than you and he didn't went around flaunting his grades. You were not happy that you didn't top the class for this paper. But what difference does an A and A- make?? Bitch.
So I got my grades because I TEACH ENGLISH to secondary school kids for tuition? Not because I was proficient in English or I have a good command of the language? God, his comments pissed me off. I do what I did best, gave him a megawatt plastic smile and waited for him to buzz off. When I told this to some of my friends, Kelvin actually suggested I could've retorted back with;
"I am an English tutor because I got an A grade. Not the other way round."
Hahaha, good one there Kel.
I have learnt over the years to be hypocritical to people despite how I was treated or how irritated I was. In university, everyone wear masks. Everyone does things for their own selfish interests. I only thought that such a situation would exist only in secondary school or NS. Apparently I was wrong. Welcome back the cynical me.
Just last Monday for the first tutorial after the break, I sat beside my secondary schoolmate at a distant away from my permanent tutorial groupmates. Only one of them saw me sitting at the back in class. As my groupmates streamed in one by one, each of them asked where I was, not realizing that I was already in class. I was so surprised that they actually bothered if I was in class. They cared. Wow. Welcome back Mister Popularity.
My hall recently held hall supper which was supposedly the social Siberia event of the year. Bleah, as if I wanted to mix around with the wannabes and pretentious bitches in the hall committee. I heard they had free pizza and lots of food so me and my roomie decided to go after all. When we were there mingling with one of my neighbours, his roommate decided to just stand at a corner without joining us in the conversation or even mingle around with others. Did he need an invite to join us? Was he shy? Was he just way arrogant? Or simply a social retard? I tend to agree with the latter. When both of them went off to get more servings of pizza, that guy still stood rooted at the corner. So Shaz did what he did best in such a situation. He did just the same and played the ego trip. Welcome back bitch.
I managed to keep back into contact with Jevon, my long lost secondary schoolmate, and rekindled our friendship through my wonderful friends. We sort of lost contact for a while, however the moment we started going out and meeting up, we instantly clicked again. That is probably because both of us have the same interests. And not to mention that cultured bitches mesh well with one another. Haha. The sad reality was that Jevon and me had only a few months to make up for the lost years as he was leaving for France on a scholarship. The few months of crash friendship bridging was hectic, fun and a blast. Shopping trips, outings will never be the same without Jevon. On 19th September, Jevon departed for France, leaving behind his family and friends, to bring a whole new revolution to Moulin Rouge. France, brace yourself to welcome a revolution that will bring a whole new meaning to the word "salop". Goodbye Jevon, take care of yourself in France, you will be dearly missed.
Jevon bidding his farewell
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Camera whore alert
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Cam whore indeed! On to your second photobucket account now? :P
that A- guy is immatured and an attention-seeker.
go steal the spotlight from him baby! ;)
Yeah hope to do well for this next project that i just submitted. I toiled over it, lost sleep, got sick, bla bla bla. Hoping for another A!!!
hey slut, i wasnt teary-eyed k... anyway thanks for coming tt nite, and e little card too =) u take care in spore, cant wait till next july!
Cam Whore? Well, you must be the mamasan then. Posing at an angle so that you look your best. Must be watching too much America's Next Top Brothel. Folks like us just do a simple pose and smile.
Anyway, I'm glad I don't have to interact with immature people... yet.
It's never too late to catch up with friends.
hey jevon, i would've been teary eyed put into a spot like that thru the gates. thought u were. hahahaa. enjoying in france eh??
OMG William how u know i like to pose at an angle. anyways yeah i look funny on pictures when taken from front. hahaha. so i always pull off a mariah. i angle to my left. LOL. u are too observant.
wat a bitch slut man ur mate was.. u sshould just ignore such geeks..
anyway..send me ur report man.. so i can PLAGURIZE!!! (i think i spelled tt wrongly!) i'm sending my friend too on wed.. tt's tml!
lol, u and ur angles when posing for photos.. miss that over here. maybe u shld come over and pose beneath the eiffel with ur come-hitherto sultry look. anyway i was quite dazed when walking thru customs haha
yeah sure robbie i can send a copy to u for PLAGIARIZING. LOL.
Jevon, i told u earlier before u left for france i was going to milk ur tears and snap a photo. Too bad didnt happen. HAHAHAHA.What a term to use. Dazed. I would've felt like excited, sad or just anxious.
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